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"Constructed by the First King, the throne room is a vast, open space surrounded by walls. Beyond the iron gates of the entrance lies the main courtyard, taking up about half the space of the room. A red carpet stretches from the gates all the way up to the throne, the path lined with solid gold and illuminated by redstone torches. The throne itself sits upon a set of stairs, rising high above the walls, with the Tower of Pimps perched at the top, serving as a reminder that we are all constantly being judged."


— A Historical Guide to Achievement City

"Constructed by the First King, the throne room is a vast, open space surrounded by walls. Beyond the iron gates of the entrance lies the main courtyard, taking up about half the space of the room. A red carpet stretches from the gates all the way up to the throne, the path lined with solid gold and illuminated by redstone torches. The throne itself sits upon a set of stairs, rising high above the walls, with the Tower of Pimps perched at the top, serving as a reminder that we are all constantly being judged."

— A Historical Guide to Achievement City
kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

bunmer:

He returns

bunmer:

He returns

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

askpitstuff:

And thus tweeting could be heard throughout Skyworld for the rest of the day.

rpgfanatics:

TIL when you kill someone in Whiterun, they get a burial urn in the crypt!http://rpgfanatics.tumblr.com

rpgfanatics:

TIL when you kill someone in Whiterun, they get a burial urn in the crypt!
http://rpgfanatics.tumblr.com

pxelprince:

they do exist

mr-cappadocia:

cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

Because they did.

ruinedchildhood:

The cops never bothered me anyway.

unicorn-sparkle-bug:

zeklos:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

i—need—a—doctor:

When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY