"Constructed by the First King, the throne room is a vast, open space surrounded by walls. Beyond the iron gates of the entrance lies the main courtyard, taking up about half the space of the room. A red carpet stretches from the gates all the way up to the throne, the path lined with solid gold and illuminated by redstone torches. The throne itself sits upon a set of stairs, rising high above the walls, with the Tower of Pimps perched at the top, serving as a reminder that we are all constantly being judged."
— A Historical Guide to Achievement City
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.
And thus tweeting could be heard throughout Skyworld for the rest of the day.
they do exist
Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.
Because they did.
The cops never bothered me anyway.